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itswalky:

hijinksensue:

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

Joel, I do have social anxiety but it does not include bathroom stuff.  I can pee in front of anybody.  I’m doing it now.  Hey neighbors.

Yeah, that’s cool. I’m just projecting my own problems onto you. 

itswalky:

hijinksensue:

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

Joel, I do have social anxiety but it does not include bathroom stuff.  I can pee in front of anybody.  I’m doing it now.  Hey neighbors.

Yeah, that’s cool. I’m just projecting my own problems onto you. 

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

weirdvintage:

Watch at your own risk.  Behold, the most terrifying doll ever, Baby Laugh-A-Lot (1971)  (via geekstars on youtube)

The children nearly snap their necks, whipping their heads around in horror to discover the source of the terrifyingly insane cackles. 

itswalky:

Started putting some toys up on shelves today.

I have to admit that Unicron is pretty badass. 

Regarding your recent post about somebody using your email address, I wanted to inform you about Google's policy of ignoring dots in mail adresses (google "gmail dots in email address" and click first link). This is not a problem of other mail servers, it's a Google "feature" (more like bug for the rest of the mail server architecture out there, but whatever). This other guy may use your address as a junk address, but he certainly doesn't have a GMail-Account with the same name without the dot.

This is what I’m hearing. So this guy is intentionally using my all.too.common.name@gmail.com as a throw away/fake account to make his life easier. Fuck this guy in the throat with a spear made of poison dicks.

Hey, dumbdicks. As a dozen or so people have pointed out to me, Google doesn’t actually allow you to register separate accounts with dots in them if the no-dot account already exists. It ignores dots completely. It is also, apparently, unique in this characteristic among email providers. 

STILL, that means this fuck.stump with the dot in his name DOESN’T ACTUALLY HAVE THAT EMAIL ADDRESS AT ALL, and is using it as a fake account/spam account/throw away account on purpose, thus causing me to have to deal with a ton of digital bullshit.

So, in closing, fuck.this.dude, fuck.these.two.commenters and fuck.anyone.else who is intentionally giving out fake.but.extremely.common.named email addresses just to keep their porn sites and church groups off their back.   

Alright, this is war. 

For a year or two, some dude has been using my Gmail address as his own. Actually it’s my Gmail address with a dot in the middle, but MOST of the Internet doesn’t care about the dot and ignores it, so I get MOST of his email. I registered my account on the first day that Gmail was available to the public. I don’t know why they even allow the name.name@gmail.com addresses when most email servers see that as namename@gmail.com. It’s been a huge hassle. I’ve gotten his dating profile responses, I know why kind of ladies he’s into, I know what he shops for, I know what kind of porn he likes, and NOW I know that he’s heavily involved in his Church River Rafting retreat because SOMEHOW I AM GETTING HIS GOOGLE DOCS ON THE MATTER. 

I was just deleting all of the Google docs as they came in, but then I read this article and now I’m fighting back. From now on I am renaming every doc I didn’t ask for. 

I hope the River Retreat Group enjoys ALMIGHTY SATAN FUCKBEAST.jpg.pptx

Our marriage turns 10 years old today! I think it’s earned a pizza party at the skating rink. 

4 Comics a week! New comic “Man It’s So Loud In Here” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/man-its-so-loud-in-here/

4 Comics a week! New comic “Man It’s So Loud In Here” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/man-its-so-loud-in-here/

Google Image results for my name. Number 1 result says it all. 

Google Image results for my name. Number 1 result says it all.