HijiNKS ENSUE

HijiNKS ENSUE and Cyanide & Happiness at Toronto FAN Expo Canada THIS WEEKEND!

Toronto Area Fancy Bastards: Come see me and Rob and Mike from Explosm at booth 456. We’ll be there all weekend hanging out and doing sketches. I’ll have shirts, books and prints for sale, as well as complimentary accusatory glances. 

That same weekend, we’ll be hosting the Toronto Banana Bar Crawl 3!

It’s Saturday August 30th. Here are the details from the Facebook Page: 

Cyanide & Happiness is once again descending upon Toronto for Fan Expo (Booth 456) and so we’re once again getting drunk with all of you guys, while dressed like bananas.

THIS IS AN OPEN INVITE! BRING FRIENDS!

We will start at the Fox’s Den Bar and Grill and then wander over to the Artful Dodger Pub and finally stumble our way down to The Fox and the Fiddle.

GUIDELINES:
- Be a banana.
- Don’t not be a banana.
- Be cool to everyone, especially bar tenders but also each other.
- Check Twitter (https://twitter.com/bananabarcrawl) to find the next bar.

New comic! "Where Wings Take Dream" 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/where-wings-take-dream/

New comic!
"Where Wings Take Dream" 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/where-wings-take-dream/

Calling all Whovians with holes in their ears! Just look at these Sonic Screwdriver earrings my wife made! 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/200762224/doctor-who-inspired-sonic-screwdriver

New comic! “The Show Is Over, Say Goodbye” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-show-is-over-say-goodbye/

New comic! “The Show Is Over, Say Goodbye” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-show-is-over-say-goodbye/

New comic! “Candy Is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/candy-is-dandy-but-liquor-is-quicker/

New comic! “Candy Is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/candy-is-dandy-but-liquor-is-quicker/

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webmaster@memorialhermann.org

WHOANONOOOOO

Wow

Make this bitch homeless 😤😤😤

I want her finances on the back of a milk carton

Keep on coming out of the dark, gremlins. Just keep exposing yourselves….

I just called Memorial Hospital. I spoke to a “Shane” @ 10:55 am Central time 8/19. He said that the hospital is aware of Guthrie’s comments and are addressing them.
I told Shane that until Ms Guthrie’s employment services with he Hospital are terminated they should expect their phones to be bombarded by calls and their inboxes to be be stuffed. 
Hit these craccas in their goddamn pockets. It’ s the only language they respond to with any common sense. 
I suggest you all get on this phone campaign. 

^^^^

ok CEO is named Gary Kerr
the hospitals “corporate call center” is 713-338-5555
Charles Bumpass, Chief Compliance Officer at 713-338-4113, 713-338-4307 (fax), or Charles.Bumpass@memorialhermann.org.
For more information, contact:
Corporate Compliance Department 909 Frostwood, Suite 2:206Houston, Texas 77024 713-338-4322 713-338-4307 fax
Memorial Hermann Standard of Conduct that this spoiled jar of mayo violated
“We endeavor to not discriminate against any patient for any reason including race, ethnicity, religion, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, age, marital status, disability,citizenship, or any other classification protected by law.” - page 5 of Standard of conduct manual
"Provide a work environment for all employees free from harassment and intimidation.Memorial Hermann prohibits all forms of unlawful harassment, including harassmentbased on race, color, religion, age, national origin, sex, sexual orientation, pregnancy,disability, U.S. military service, or any other characteristic protected by law.
·         Harassment is verbal or physical conduct that denigrates or shows hostility or
aversion toward an individual because of his/her race, color, religion, age,national origin, sex, sexual orientation, pregnancy, disability, U.S. military service, or any other characteristic protected by law, and that:
·         Creates an intimidating, hostile or offensive work environment; Unreasonably interferes with an individual’s work performance; or          Otherwise adversely affects an individual’s employment opportunities.
Harassing conduct includes, but is not limited to:Epithets, slurs or negative stereotyping Threatening, intimidating or hostile acts   Denigrating or insulting jokes and display or circulation of written orgraphic material" - page 11 of Standards of Conduct
http://www.memorialhermann.org/uploadedFiles/_Library/Global/Standards_Of_Conduct.pdf
facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MemorialHermann
Twitter: https://twitter.com/memorialhermann
Linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/company/memorialhermann

UPDATE:
THIS IS THE CEOS CONTACT INFORMATIONgary.kerr@memorialhermann.org 

713-704-4000
PLEASE BOOST

Boosting the signal. Let’s hope someone gets purged (from their current job), indeed. 

smallrevolutionary:

smallrevolutionary:

postracialcomments:

rebelbaes:

coutois:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

xashleyc:

skindeap:

jawnsbejawnin:

postracialcomments:

Black Tumblr, Here yall go!!!

webmaster@memorialhermann.org

WHOA
NO
NOOOOO

Wow

Make this bitch homeless 😤😤😤

I want her finances on the back of a milk carton

Keep on coming out of the dark, gremlins. Just keep exposing yourselves….

I just called Memorial Hospital. I spoke to a “Shane” @ 10:55 am Central time 8/19. He said that the hospital is aware of Guthrie’s comments and are addressing them.

I told Shane that until Ms Guthrie’s employment services with he Hospital are terminated they should expect their phones to be bombarded by calls and their inboxes to be be stuffed. 

Hit these craccas in their goddamn pockets. It’ s the only language they respond to with any common sense. 

I suggest you all get on this phone campaign. 

^^^^

ok CEO is named Gary Kerr

the hospitals “corporate call center” is 713-338-5555

Charles Bumpass, Chief Compliance Officer at 713-338-4113, 713-338-4307 (fax), or Charles.Bumpass@memorialhermann.org.

For more information, contact:

Corporate Compliance Department
909 Frostwood, Suite 2:206
Houston, Texas 77024 
713-338-4322 
713-338-4307 fax

Memorial Hermann Standard of Conduct that this spoiled jar of mayo violated

We endeavor to not discriminate against any patient for any reason including race, ethnicity, religion, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, age, marital status, disability,citizenship, or any other classification protected by law.” - page 5 of Standard of conduct manual

"Provide a work environment for all employees free from harassment and intimidation.Memorial Hermann prohibits all forms of unlawful harassment, including harassmentbased on race, color, religion, age, national origin, sex, sexual orientation, pregnancy,disability, U.S. military service, or any other characteristic protected by law.

·         Harassment is verbal or physical conduct that denigrates or shows hostility or

aversion toward an individual because of his/her race, color, religion, age,national origin, sex, sexual orientation, pregnancy, disability, U.S. military service, or any other characteristic protected by law, and that:

·         Creates an intimidating, hostile or offensive work environment; Unreasonably interferes with an individual’s work performance; or          Otherwise adversely affects an individual’s employment opportunities.

Harassing conduct includes, but is not limited to:Epithets, slurs or negative stereotyping Threatening, intimidating or hostile acts   Denigrating or insulting jokes and display or circulation of written orgraphic material" - page 11 of Standards of Conduct

http://www.memorialhermann.org/uploadedFiles/_Library/Global/Standards_Of_Conduct.pdf

facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MemorialHermann

Twitter: https://twitter.com/memorialhermann

Linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/company/memorialhermann

UPDATE:

THIS IS THE CEOS CONTACT INFORMATIONgary.kerr@memorialhermann.org

Memorial Hermann Southwest new CEO says vision is key

713-704-4000

PLEASE BOOST

Boosting the signal. Let’s hope someone gets purged (from their current job), indeed. 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/one-is-glad-to-be-of-service/
 I haven’t felt much like being funny since I heard of Robin Williams’ passing. Beyond his massive talent as an actor and comedian, he was a mainstay of the world I have always lived in. Until this week, I have never been a resident of a planet that wasn’t blessed with his frenetic, insightful and joyous energy. He was a constant, and now that he’s gone I feel his absence in a way that I had not anticipated. Robin Williams was like a song that everyone you’ve ever met knew and loved. He was a unifying force for happiness in an all too often harsh and confusing world. The fact that he was unable to find his own happiness in the very world he made so much brighter is so fantastically unfair.
There are only a handful of movies that honestly changed my life; made a different person than I was before I saw them. When I read about Robin’s death, I started to list them off and realized, of that handful, four were his films. I posted this list and these quick, gut reaction thoughts on Twitter and Facebook within moments of reading the news, and I want to share it with you here now.

Dead Poet’s Society, Bicentennial Man, What Dreams May Come, & The Birdcage were all films that changed my life forever, for the better. 

READ MORE…

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/one-is-glad-to-be-of-service/

 I haven’t felt much like being funny since I heard of Robin Williams’ passing. Beyond his massive talent as an actor and comedian, he was a mainstay of the world I have always lived in. Until this week, I have never been a resident of a planet that wasn’t blessed with his frenetic, insightful and joyous energy. He was a constant, and now that he’s gone I feel his absence in a way that I had not anticipated. Robin Williams was like a song that everyone you’ve ever met knew and loved. He was a unifying force for happiness in an all too often harsh and confusing world. The fact that he was unable to find his own happiness in the very world he made so much brighter is so fantastically unfair.

There are only a handful of movies that honestly changed my life; made a different person than I was before I saw them. When I read about Robin’s death, I started to list them off and realized, of that handful, four were his films. I posted this list and these quick, gut reaction thoughts on Twitter and Facebook within moments of reading the news, and I want to share it with you here now.

Dead Poet’s SocietyBicentennial ManWhat Dreams May Come, & The Birdcage were all films that changed my life forever, for the better. 

READ MORE…

New comic! “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-rain-supa-dupa-fly/

New comic! “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-rain-supa-dupa-fly/

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New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

Joel, I do have social anxiety but it does not include bathroom stuff.  I can pee in front of anybody.  I’m doing it now.  Hey neighbors.

Yeah, that’s cool. I’m just projecting my own problems onto you. 

itswalky:

hijinksensue:

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

Joel, I do have social anxiety but it does not include bathroom stuff.  I can pee in front of anybody.  I’m doing it now.  Hey neighbors.

Yeah, that’s cool. I’m just projecting my own problems onto you. 

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/

New comic! “Comicon Uber All Us” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/comicon-uber-all-us/