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itswalky:

Started putting some toys up on shelves today.

I have to admit that Unicron is pretty badass. 

Regarding your recent post about somebody using your email address, I wanted to inform you about Google's policy of ignoring dots in mail adresses (google "gmail dots in email address" and click first link). This is not a problem of other mail servers, it's a Google "feature" (more like bug for the rest of the mail server architecture out there, but whatever). This other guy may use your address as a junk address, but he certainly doesn't have a GMail-Account with the same name without the dot.

This is what I’m hearing. So this guy is intentionally using my all.too.common.name@gmail.com as a throw away/fake account to make his life easier. Fuck this guy in the throat with a spear made of poison dicks.

Hey, dumbdicks. As a dozen or so people have pointed out to me, Google doesn’t actually allow you to register separate accounts with dots in them if the no-dot account already exists. It ignores dots completely. It is also, apparently, unique in this characteristic among email providers. 

STILL, that means this fuck.stump with the dot in his name DOESN’T ACTUALLY HAVE THAT EMAIL ADDRESS AT ALL, and is using it as a fake account/spam account/throw away account on purpose, thus causing me to have to deal with a ton of digital bullshit.

So, in closing, fuck.this.dude, fuck.these.two.commenters and fuck.anyone.else who is intentionally giving out fake.but.extremely.common.named email addresses just to keep their porn sites and church groups off their back.   

Alright, this is war. 

For a year or two, some dude has been using my Gmail address as his own. Actually it’s my Gmail address with a dot in the middle, but MOST of the Internet doesn’t care about the dot and ignores it, so I get MOST of his email. I registered my account on the first day that Gmail was available to the public. I don’t know why they even allow the name.name@gmail.com addresses when most email servers see that as namename@gmail.com. It’s been a huge hassle. I’ve gotten his dating profile responses, I know why kind of ladies he’s into, I know what he shops for, I know what kind of porn he likes, and NOW I know that he’s heavily involved in his Church River Rafting retreat because SOMEHOW I AM GETTING HIS GOOGLE DOCS ON THE MATTER. 

I was just deleting all of the Google docs as they came in, but then I read this article and now I’m fighting back. From now on I am renaming every doc I didn’t ask for. 

I hope the River Retreat Group enjoys ALMIGHTY SATAN FUCKBEAST.jpg.pptx

Our marriage turns 10 years old today! I think it’s earned a pizza party at the skating rink. 

4 Comics a week! New comic “Man It’s So Loud In Here” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/man-its-so-loud-in-here/

4 Comics a week! New comic “Man It’s So Loud In Here” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/man-its-so-loud-in-here/

Google Image results for my name. Number 1 result says it all. 

Google Image results for my name. Number 1 result says it all. 

4 Comics A Week! New Comic: “Magical Mixology” 
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/magical-mixology/

4 Comics A Week! New Comic: “Magical Mixology” 

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/magical-mixology/

4 Comics a week STARTS NOW!!! New comic: http://hijinksensue.com/comic/charmed-im-sure/ Thanks, @Patreon Patrons! 
http://www.patreon.com/hijinksensue

4 Comics a week STARTS NOW!!! New comic: http://hijinksensue.com/comic/charmed-im-sure/ Thanks, @Patreon Patrons! 

http://www.patreon.com/hijinksensue

explosm:

Curious about how The Cyanide & Happiness Show is coming along? Well,Dave McElfatrick and Joel of hijinksensue [who also does voice acting and writing for the show] have a production update for you! Bon appétit!

I really love it when someone just points a camera at me and says, “Go!” The silly, impromptu video sort of captures what the writing process for the CnH show has been like.