HijiNKS ENSUE
New FANEURYSM COMIC TIME! Chatbots pretending to be teens?! “More Human Than Human”
http://hijinksensue.com/comic/more-human-than-human/

New FANEURYSM COMIC TIME! Chatbots pretending to be teens?! “More Human Than Human”

http://hijinksensue.com/comic/more-human-than-human/

itswalky:

itswalky:

This is one of the books about the end of the world that I owned when I was a teenager.  It was about how Saddam Hussein is the anti-christ and is going to rebuild Babylon and conquer the world.  It now costs a dollar because Saddam Hussein is kind of super dead.
whoops
(i see this is an updated edition from 2003)
(a ha ha ha ha ha)

One of the fun things about reading about The End Of The World as a teenager was how all these speculative books took note of how there is no mention of North or South America in Revelation at all.  How weird!  What is up with that?  Well, the obvious answer is WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FIRST, AMERICA IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIVE TO BE TWENTY
oh childhood

Jesus Tableflipping Christ, I remember feeling that way. One of my chief fears as a child (AS A CHILD) was that the world wouldn’t be around long enough for me to have children of my own. 
Thanks, Mom! 

itswalky:

itswalky:

This is one of the books about the end of the world that I owned when I was a teenager.  It was about how Saddam Hussein is the anti-christ and is going to rebuild Babylon and conquer the world.  It now costs a dollar because Saddam Hussein is kind of super dead.

whoops

(i see this is an updated edition from 2003)

(a ha ha ha ha ha)

One of the fun things about reading about The End Of The World as a teenager was how all these speculative books took note of how there is no mention of North or South America in Revelation at all.  How weird!  What is up with that?  Well, the obvious answer is WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FIRST, AMERICA IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIVE TO BE TWENTY

oh childhood

Jesus Tableflipping Christ, I remember feeling that way. One of my chief fears as a child (AS A CHILD) was that the world wouldn’t be around long enough for me to have children of my own. 

Thanks, Mom! 

HijiNKS ENSUE has updated! “And Im Just Now Waking Up” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/and-im-just-now-waking-up/

HijiNKS ENSUE has updated! “And Im Just Now Waking Up” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/and-im-just-now-waking-up/

7th Anniversary Fancy Fan Art Contest Winners

Just under a month ago, HijiNKS ENSUE turned 7 years old. I held a Fancy Fan Art contest to celebrate and here are the winners!

FIRST PLACE goes to Troy Zimmerman for this Edward Gorey inspired version of me. Clearly this is my destiny. This is my inescapable fate. Troy wins a digital commission of any 1 or 2 HE characters of his choice, doing pretty much whatever (within reason).

SECOND PLACE goes to Jess D. for JOEL AND ELI JOUSTING ON FREAKING DINOSAURS! Check that crazy nonsense out! Jess wins any two signed HE comic prints from my store.

THIRD PLACE goes to Zach Martin for a pretty accurate portrayal of a way that I will likely die. Come to think of it, all three of these feature my potential, if not certain demise in some fashion or another. Zach wins any one signed HEcomic print of his choice from my store.

Thank you, Fancy Winners! Email me to claim your prizes.

Honorable mentions go to Patrick Chin Cheong, for this account of our actual meeting at a convention. You can read a very kind and touching story about ithere at his blog.

Another honorable mention goes to Steve Walvick for these weird-ass Haikus, because he was the only applicant who took my advice to “write a Haiku if you can’t draw” to heart. I’m not sure how I feel about the part about Josh’s dong being so close to the part about my daughter though.

New comic! A True story about me, David Willis and boners. “Pornographique” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/pornographique/

New comic! A True story about me, David Willis and boners. “Pornographique” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/pornographique/

Have a new FANEURYSM comic about some Avengers. “Unassembled” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/unassembled/

Have a new FANEURYSM comic about some Avengers. “Unassembled” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/unassembled/

New FANEURYSM comic about #FARGO http://hijinksensue.com/comic/fargone-conclusion/

New FANEURYSM comic about #FARGO http://hijinksensue.com/comic/fargone-conclusion/

New X-Men FANEURYSM comic! “ResurrXtion” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/resurrxtion/

New X-Men FANEURYSM comic! “ResurrXtion” http://hijinksensue.com/comic/resurrxtion/

seekingfulfillment:

hijinksensue:

hijinksensue:

itswalky:

everyone’s favorite new dumbing of age character

If you don’t put this in the background of a comic, we aren’t friends any more. 

Also, THIS character in a pink hoodie dress and Uggs knows EXACTLY what that little nubbin on the purple dildo is for. 

i was all “good job” and then i saw the tag and…no, not quite. it’s for the clit. toys do exist that are intended to penetrate both entrances down there on cis women, but that’s not one of them.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! PERFECT!
Oh man, it REALLY IS my birthday. 

seekingfulfillment:

hijinksensue:

hijinksensue:

itswalky:

everyone’s favorite new dumbing of age character

If you don’t put this in the background of a comic, we aren’t friends any more. 

Also, THIS character in a pink hoodie dress and Uggs knows EXACTLY what that little nubbin on the purple dildo is for. 

i was all “good job” and then i saw the tag and…no, not quite. it’s for the clit. toys do exist that are intended to penetrate both entrances down there on cis women, but that’s not one of them.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! PERFECT!

Oh man, it REALLY IS my birthday. 

hijinksensue:

itswalky:

everyone’s favorite new dumbing of age character

If you don’t put this in the background of a comic, we aren’t friends any more. 

Also, THIS character in a pink hoodie dress and Uggs knows EXACTLY what that little nubbin on the purple dildo is for. 

hijinksensue:

itswalky:

everyone’s favorite new dumbing of age character

If you don’t put this in the background of a comic, we aren’t friends any more. 

Also, THIS character in a pink hoodie dress and Uggs knows EXACTLY what that little nubbin on the purple dildo is for.