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The HijiNKS ENSUE Store over at Explosm (Cyanide & Happiness) is now fully stocked and everything is shipping!
Any shirts that are selling for a discount and show limited sizes in stock are on their way out, so snatch then up while you can!
NYCC here I come!
I’m returning to New York Comic Con for the firs time since 2011. This will be a bit different than my typical con, where I’m exhibiting just as HijiNKS ENSUE. I’ve been sitting in with my Cyanide and Happiness friends doing sketches at conventions for several years, but now that I’m a writer and a voice actor on the Cyanide and Happiness show, we’ve made the “occasional sketch jam” a little more official.
I’ll be with them all weekend, doing sketches, talking about the show, signing stuff and generally making a mess of things AS WELL AS selling my own books, and shirts and commissioned sketches (that last one will only be when time allows, since their line is usually wrapped around the corner).
Come visit us at Booth 2247. I’ll have a Sharpie in hand and stick figure dick jokes on my mind.
NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW EXPLOSM STORE!!!
The new HE store is live at explosm! There are new signed prints and posters (previously only available at conventions), and for the first time I’m offering signed books!
A few of the shirts and the Lil’ Wil plushies are up for preorder now (while they’re being shipped to the new warehouse) and the rest will be added when they arrive in a couple of weeks. New shirts to follow after that.
Big big thanks to explosm/Cyanide And Happines (Derek, Andy, Rob, Matt, Kris and Dave) for making this possible.
BIG CRAZY GIANT MEGA BLOWOUT SALE IN THE HijiNKS ENSUE STORE!!!
Here’s the deal, you Fancy Bastards. I have to move ALL OF MY T-SHIRTS, BOOKS, PLUSHIES, ETC. from one warehouse to another entirely different warehouse on the complete opposite end of North America and that is going to be an expensive and tedious process. In order to make that process LESS EXPENSIVE and LESS TEDIOUS, I am willing to offer my mercantile goods to you at roughly their cost plus a little bit to cover the labor of the actual humans who are packing and shipping them and what not.
THAT MEANS: Until 9/21/13 I will have HE Book 1 for $10 (books are the heaviest and hardest to ship so PLEASE buy these!), Book 2 for $15, and all shirts for $9 - $15. I don’t expect you will see deals like this in the HE store ever again unless I am going entirely out of business and NONE of us wants that (except for YOU, Gary. Yes I know you want me gone, but I won’t go that easily you son of a bitch!).
So GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY STUFF STUFF STUFF!
SEATTLE FANCY BASTARDS WHO AREN’T GOING TO PAX!!!
I will be participating in this Bumbershoot panel this weekend! I’ll be talking about making the most of the short time you have on this dumb planet and doing what you love for a living.
MORE INFO ON MY SITE!
Today was my 32nd birthday, but this gift from Lar just made me feel like a confused teen again. Then it hyper-aged me 70 years and I died. I am dead now. A dead guy is me. Thanks Lar!
[inspired by David’s self-rule 34’ing]
Your own Party Joel!
When I was making my Calgary Expo graphic I saw this little guy that I drew to put on my Emerald City Comicon map. I made him a transparent PNG for you to do with as you please.
I was going to draw Hodor and Hagrid carrying their respective semi-motionless boy-bodies around, but I decided they should be having a bit more fun.
[full sized comic here]