HijiNKS ENSUE
Captain Tight Pants and Lil Wil

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My Lil Wil has a buddy, Captain Tight Pants, and I’ve started chronicling their adventures: http://captaintightpantsandlilwil.tumblr.com/

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Lil Wil is a big fan of the Desert Bus shenanigans, and decided he’d get some extra snazzy outfits together for this year’s live auction. For the children. And because he makes this look gooooood.
(all items made byJessica Schwab, proceeds of Desert Bus for Hope benefit Child’s Play Charity)

I have a Jayne hat and a clown sweater for my Lil’ Wil from this same artist and I can vouch for the intense quality and cuteness of each. I REALLY want that Wesley sweater and fez now. 

lilwiladventures:

Lil Wil is a big fan of the Desert Bus shenanigans, and decided he’d get some extra snazzy outfits together for this year’s live auction. For the children. And because he makes this look gooooood.

(all items made byJessica Schwab, proceeds of Desert Bus for Hope benefit Child’s Play Charity)

I have a Jayne hat and a clown sweater for my Lil’ Wil from this same artist and I can vouch for the intense quality and cuteness of each. I REALLY want that Wesley sweater and fez now. 

For his Fancy Digital Sketch Drive sketch Fancy Bastard Cory asked me to draw Wil Wheaton vs. Sharknado. This is my favorite one I’ve done so far. 

For his Fancy Digital Sketch Drive sketch Fancy Bastard Cory asked me to draw Wil Wheaton vs. Sharknado. This is my favorite one I’ve done so far. 

Goodbye forever, Internet. There is nothing left for you to teach me. This is all I need to know. 
[original article via The Mary Sue]

Goodbye forever, Internet. There is nothing left for you to teach me. This is all I need to know. 

[original article via The Mary Sue]

Yesterday was my friend Anne Wheaton's birthday, and my gift to her (and you) is this video of her showing us how her cat, Watson, likes to jump off the wall while chasing ping pong balls. Watson was being camera shy, so Anne stepped up the plate and did some living room feline parkour. 

[Anne gave me permission to post this.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE! 

Wheaton Comic Dare: Something Something Shark Vagina [originally published on hijinksensue.com]
Guys, it’s never happened before and I pray it never happens again, but today Wil Wheaton issued a DOUBLE COMIC DARE based on this twitter conversation (and later this one) to both to me and Lar deSouza.
Somehow I survived this challenge of will and the results of my dare acceptance are above. Lar’s (which are VERY NSFW and honestly NSFANYONE) are here and here. Oh, did I forget to mention to have a gallon of eye bleach at the ready? Sorry. [More Wheaton Comic Dares HERE]
The 2013 DIGITAL FANCY SKETCH DRIVE is on! Get details and order yours HERE.
You can see my wife’s awesome Tetris necklace and more geeky creations in her Etsy shop! 

Wheaton Comic Dare: Something Something Shark Vagina [originally published on hijinksensue.com]

Guys, it’s never happened before and I pray it never happens again, but today Wil Wheaton issued DOUBLE COMIC DARE based on this twitter conversation (and later this one) to both to me and Lar deSouza.

Somehow I survived this challenge of will and the results of my dare acceptance are above. Lar’s (which are VERY NSFW and honestly NSFANYONE) are here and here. Oh, did I forget to mention to have a gallon of eye bleach at the ready? Sorry. [More Wheaton Comic Dares HERE]

The 2013 DIGITAL FANCY SKETCH DRIVE is on! Get details and order yours HERE.

You can see my wife’s awesome Tetris necklace and more geeky creations in her Etsy shop! 

Sparks McGee T-shirt by me and Wil Wheaton and Sharksplode! 

BUY IT HERE

“Number One, where the devil is Sparks Mcgee?”
This shirt is specially designed by Wil Wheaton and Joel Watson using space age materials that can withstand the extreme g-force of an interstellar Trans-Am and the extreme attitude of a bad ass acting ensign. Confused? Of course you are! Read up on Sparks McGee and his awesome adventures.

Stone Farking Wheaton #w00tstout! 

Wil and Greg from Stone Brewing asked me to design a label for their super Vultron beer collaboration with Drew Curtis from Fark.com. The final brew has three different bottle designs. That’s mine on the far right. The pics beneath show the full wrap around design. The beer will be debuted at SDCC this year at a party that, as far as I know, YOU can come to. 

Here’s the details about the beer and the event from Stone: 

DEBUTING the THREE bottles for our Drew Curtis /Wil Wheaton / Greg Koch Stone Farking Wheaton#w00tstout, one of which was illustrated by comic book artist Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue.

Join us in #SanDiego during Comic-Con International, July 17, for HOP-CON: The #w00tstout Launch Party (http://bit.ly/HopCon). It’s our 1st event at Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens - Liberty Station and will featureGreg KochWil Wheaton, live music from Paul and Storm, and, oh yeah, some righteous beer…

- Drew Curtis/Wil Wheaton/Greg Koch Stone FARKING WHEATON w00tstout
- Drew Curtis/Wil Wheaton/Greg Koch Stone FARKING WHEATON w00tstout on cask 
- 2006 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Bourbon Barrels
- Dogfish Head/Victory/Stone Saison du BUFF
- Stone Cali-Belgique IPA aged in Red Wine Barrels 
- Special Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens - Liberty Station beers (brewed on site!)

Make It So / As You Wish
[originally posted here]

Make It So / As You Wish

[originally posted here]

Wil and I heard your cries, redditors, and added that extra “D.” You’re right. It should have been there all along. 

Buy the Reddit Alien Reddshirt in the Reddit T-Shirt Exchange!