A Game Of Cosbys
Reposting these from twitter:
Cockroach convinces Theon to get an earring & sack Winterfell. Rudy is betrothed to Kenny to join House Huxtable & House Bud.
Theon can’t afford designer armor so Vanessa tries to make it for him. Cliff describes a hoagie for 2 hours.
Theon is pressured to join a gang. Cousin Pam is killed by Elvin to protect Sondra’s claim to the throne.
Theon’s grandparents visit for their anniversary. Rudy lip syncs a Ray Charles song. Cockroach secretly weds a prostitute.
Denise returns home after eloping with a Dothraki Horse Lord. Vanessa won’t let Theon use the upstairs bathroom.
Cliff thinks Denise is too young to be a mother of dragons. Theon wins tickets to a Bell Biv Devoe concert.
Theon thinks Cliff is being unfair. Cliff says, “THEONNNN I am ya fathurrr and we pay the JELLO price ya see. RUDEEEE!”
Game Of Thrones Fezzes!
I realized I’d never posted proper pictures of the Game Of Thrones Fezzes my wife and I (mostly my wife) made for Joco Cruise Crazy 3.
We modified premade black fezzes that we got off eBay by wrapping them in this awesome dragon scale felt that we found at the craft store. Then we glued a strip of red leather across the top, and finally decorated them sigil’s for our four favorite GoT houses. The sigils were printed with iron-on transfers onto canvas, then glued to felt to give them a bit more of a 3D appearance.
I can’t wait until the Song Of Ice And Fire septilogy (or possibly octology) is completed and my great great grandchildren can read the final book to me. Of course some will say that the small moon that contains the A.I. super computer that houses George R.R. Martin‘s consciousness is colder and less emotive than the original flesh and blood author, but I’ll take comfort in his calculated and mechanical 5 page descriptions of each and every meal because it will remind me of what it was like to eat food before the ApocaCult unleashed their famine-droids to burn-destroy all our food-crops. This idea had been floating around in my brain-head for a time-while, but after I saw Paul & Storm’s new video for “Write Like The Wind,” I decided it was time to take action-doings. If you are anger-frustrated with sad-waiting for the next book, let George and the world know. Head on over to Sharksplode and check it out.
A new Game Of Thrones comic! “Location, Location, Location“
Game Of Thrones basically boils down to matters of real estate. Everyone wants to be their own, as well as everyone else’s, landlord. The desire to collect rent AND not pay it are the only real driving forces behind those seeking power in Westeros. Well, that and sex. Everyone does seem to enjoy a healthy bit of boot-knockery. Everyone except Jon Snow, that is. I bet even Hodor has a romantic trist with a wine barrel or a dresser every now and then. A giant has needs. Hodor (Hodor).
A few notes about Season 2 of Game Of Thrones: A couple of episodes back when Tyrion slapped Joffrey and delivered the line, “And now I have struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?!” I ran out into the street and slapped the shit out of the first privileged blond boy I could find. Stop seducing me, Peter Dinklage! I am a married man (call me)! Is the richest guy in Qarth named Count Duckula Ducksauce? It sure sounds like that’s what he’s saying. Don’t tell me if that isn’t his name. For next season, they either need twice as many episodes or to kill all of the characters twice as fast. As it is, each of the 11 storylines only get a few minutes of screen time a week, which is INCREDIBLY frustrating. I miss Ned.
Now, I’m going to go draw a bath, pour myself a glass of wine and watch a 4 hour loop of Tyrion slapping Joffrey. I’ll probably light some candles.